http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nding-meth-head-monster-hiding-bed-knife.html What condition are your shoes in? You might want to do some checking...
Dude. Women are easy. They just want a schedule. They don't like not knowing. Tell them when you want to eat, what you want to eat, and how the house should look. Pretend to give a shit if they are actually talking about anything of substance and let them keep like 5% of their paycheck.
But what if you were wearing one of those crazy shoes you sometimes post that I have never seen anyone wear anything close to in real life and was genuinely curious about where the hell one would acquire such a product? Edit: Then again I'm not talking about a pickup line.
That feeling in a survey when they tell you they are looking for certain attributes and you know that you will be screened out (usually due to age in my case). You answer honestly and click the button, waiting for the "sorry" page to come up.... And somehow the Consent page comes up! Wow, it's a miracle.