Can't Find Awesome HITs? 2/24 Hump Day Wednesday!

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  1. Solaire of Astora

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    Well if you put lettuce or tomato they will get soggy overnight.
     
  2. terriworksalot

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    WWWWWWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I HAVE SURPASSED HIS EARNINGS! EAT A DICK BITCH!

    I mean. Look honey, I made as much as you today......
     
  3. CoruptAI125

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    I wish someone would cook me a meal.
     
  4. Ivy31

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    he doesn't like tomato on sandwiches, so I think i would be golden.

    What's really silly is that I make mini quiches on Monday mornings and reheat them the rest of the week for their (husband and kids') breakfasts. So I'm cool with reheated food, but 8 hour old sandwiches seemed tragic.
     
  5. Morrisa

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    Marry a chef.

    That's my plan anyway.
     
  6. Hajime

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    [​IMG]

    Damn.
     
  7. slapchopped

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    It'll have to do for today.
     
  8. Spear

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    He probably didn't work as hard as you. At least he didn't focus or care as much. Or whatever.
     
  9. CoruptAI125

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    Well I think the first step would be to actually talk to a woman.

    Still working on it.
     
  10. Ivy31

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    do you cook for yourself or do you just eat, like, things that are already made or could be made during a commercial break?

    Sometimes I like to imagine how my husband would live if he didn't have a wife. I'm pretty sure he would just eat DiGiorno every night. Or maybe he would figure it out. I dunno.

    (He does smoke and grill things and is really good at that. But I usually grill more than him just because I have dinner ready when he gets home and if we had to wait for him to get home to grill something, we would eat dinner at like 10 pm and then I, too, would just eat a DiGiorno out of desperation.)
     
  11. Spear

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    Women are like people too.
     
  12. Pucca

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    Do like Winston.

    [video=youtube;7ZN5gJus6Zw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZN5gJus6Zw[/video]
     
  13. terriworksalot

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    Yum....that sounds really good.
     
  14. Morrisa

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    You can do it. You're talking to one right now.

    Think positive.
     
  15. Solaire of Astora

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    Did you google any mental afflictions, the garlic in my bathroom is back.
     
  16. terriworksalot

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    He has a 2 hour commute....hahahahahahaah....I walked down the stairs to my kitchen table....
     
  17. Morrisa

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    No, I'm scared to. My room smells fucking delicious LOL.
     
  18. tehapollo

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    Drinks on you bro.
     
  19. CoruptAI125

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    ???
     
  20. Hajime

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    She's right. All you need is confidence and a good pickup line.

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