Finding Great HITs 02/28 Whirlybird Well-Done Wacky Wednesday

Gotta agree with some of the first paragraph. But not all.
Don't feel like arguing any of it in any detail, though. Too fucking tired.

I will argue with anyone who refuses to acknowledge the marinara sauce areolas on the spaghetti monster's boobs, though.

I only fight about the really important stuff...

 

hahaha yes I see you pick your battles wisely! I'm playing on here more because I'm not in the mood to work especially with the HIT tracker MTS update not working. How am I supposed to know what I've made today? Keep track of that manually? Oh HELL No! I'd sooner hire a really STEM smart prostitute with giant meatballs to calculate and keep track while dominating me and screaming at me telling me I'm pathetic for only making $4.68 so far today. Hopefully she takes Stellar for payment.

 

Only $5.12 for me.

Can't bring myself to dive into "remember a time" hell, and can't seem to catch anything else.

 

"Do better you pathetic maggot!"

 

Masters Batch =
UCF CLM Lab

 

Weird batch for sure.

 

3 min

Title: Research Study: Your experience working with groups and teams | AcceptA Requester: Lynne Vincent [A35NZEO03E73BW] Contact TV: [Hrly: $14.94] [Pay: 3.67] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.71] [Fast: 4.92] [Comm: 0.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 26] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.00 Duration: 1 hour Available: 1 Description: This 15 minute survey examines how group and teams work together. You will be asked to think about your most recent experience working with a team or group on a significant project. You will be asked about this experience. Requirements: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location EqualTo US

 

I'm afraid this sort of thing doesn't provide the same sort of motivational impact for me as it does you.
Just makes me want to give the poor girl a fluffy bathrobe and decent meal.

 

PandA: https://worker.mturk.com/projects/3T1550FWKJIEFUO8FTDKAG0URKAXWJ/tasks/accept_random?ref=w_pl_prvw

Requester
Shalena Srna
Title
Work Study
Description
The study should take a minimum of 5-6 minutes with a base payment of $0.60, but the more you work on this study the more you can earn. Please use Chrome.
HITs
1
Created
9m ago
Time Allotted
60 Min
Expires
in 1d
Reward
$0.60

 

Erika Montanaro survey about privacy was horrible. Ignore it if it pops up again.

 

i don`t understand why they need that kind of thing. i should just write down some "remember a time" because they usually are the same.

 

Bahaahaha!

 

SHHHHHH! That's something a good MTurker would never do. REPENT for that thought crime!

 

Projected Earnings
$24.05
come on, 0.95 more and i`m out. why is it so hard to do the last buck?

 

https://worker.mturk.com/projects/3O9FQ5ETZT6R8ZD50BMMRM7B04FKFV/tasks
2 min $0.60 Kelea Somerton

https://worker.mturk.com/projects/30FO98HITP4P4ZY6U2STV56WHOGF0G/tasks
3min $0.50 Chow lab account

 

Title: Group Investment Game - Good Payment + Bonus | PANDA Requester: Dr Levine [AJTWOWOQBKO8W] (Contact) TV: [Hrly: $17.47] [Pay: 5.00] [Fast: null] [Comm: null] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 2.79] [Fast: 3.27] [Comm: 2.00] [Fair: 3.33] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: $16.408] [Pen: 7.00 days] [Res: ---] [Rec: 0% of 1] [Rej: 1] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $4.01 Duration: 55 days Available: 3 Description: This is a study of decision making in group investments, which takes about 30 minutes. If you perform well, you will be paid and may earn an extra bonus. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 5000; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 97; Location In US

If you haven't done it yet.

 

Approved
55,555

Been waiting ALL DAY for the number to look pretty.

 

Are you talking about the Great Spaghetti Monster, worshiped by some of us nontheists?