Where Dem HITs At? 05/06 Symbiotic Sturdy Slow Saturday

I'm personally 100% on board with being a complete spinster. I have a cool dog, a lot of guns, tannerite and the complete works of Tom Robbins. I'm not sure what else you really need in life.

 

Shipping cost is based on weight.

 

Not spinsters. Independent women.

 

So I should stay away from women of certain proportions? Thanks mom.

 

Yeah.. Lil Boosie kind of ruined the term "Independent Women" for me, although apparently, according to him, they never smell like onion rings, which may be one of the best rap lyrics ever penned.

 

I'm not familiar with that song. I was just reflecting how I feel about us.

 

But beyond a certain weight, Fedex is cheaper than the USPS, and you get free tracking.

 

Or just see if you can find one that has Prime shipping. Surprised Amazon hasn't branched out into mail order brides yet actually. They sell everything else.

 

Also, off topic, but my hometown is being featured on Investigation Discovery right now. That's super scary.

 

Did they find bigfoot? I think the chupacabra is in south Texas.

 

Remember when we named our most hated people? I forgot one.

 

No, but there's quite a few snipe hunts in South Alabammer.

 

Did fox get banned already? That was quick.

 

It's like we imagined it all.

 

But now I've lost his dating advice forever.

 

Flora isn't even here. Shhhh, go back to sleep.

 

What did you put in my drink?

 

OH man! I hate when I miss a fox sighting!!

 

I'm watching Friday the 13th. Now I miss Hajime.