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Yeah, I've never seen canned butter, but OK... now canned margarine seems like it would be both appropriate and awful.

 

Thanks

 

Good ole off brand country crock.

 

That's the same thought I had. The developer does have an address and email on the GooglePlay Store. I don't know if that puts your mind at ease.

 

There are two things that I am crazy annoying about to people and that is my disgust with meat in a can and my warning to people to carry baby wipes or something and not ever touch ANYTHING in a public restroom. Not even the sink. And certainly not the door. If there aren't paper towels in there that I can grab the door handle with, or a door I can kick open, then someone has to stand outside the bathroom and kick the door open for me. Or better yet, just don't ever even go IN a public restroom. Ever.

 

I like this app but I wish I could import my current block/include list into it.

 

Remember when that bird hit Fabio in the face? I was gonna put the pic up but..

 

Hand sanitizer is your friend. Just don't try to drink it.

 

Back when I had roommates I would buy butter and they would get margarine crap and for some odd reason want to use my butter on everything...Piss me off.

 

That's even worse.

 

I eat my canned meat off the floor of gas station bathrooms. Gives a bit of extra tang that's irresistible

 

Now I want to drink some hand sanitizer.

 

The gas station bathroom floor probably isn't going to make canned meat any worse.

 

Just remember to bring your own fork so you don't have to mess with the low quality flimsy plastic ones you can steal there.

 

So much this^

 

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Lol utensils. I ain't fancy that's what my hands are for.

 

I carry a small gym bag with the essentials (deodorant, hand sanitizer, tooth brush/paste, and kleenex/paper towels.) My family thinks I'm crazy for carrying my bag. However, sometimes I get that odd stare from many for carrying my bag. In some cases someone will nod or smile. Followed by "Thank you for opening the door with your Paper Towels/Kleenex." The number of individuals that don't wash their hands in the restroom is disgusting and alarming. I carry the bag due to many incidents wishing their was paper/towels and not having to wait for someone else to open the door (because their was no paper towels in the restroom.)

 

Eat it from wadded up cash like a spoon.

 

A Sailor walks in the bathroom to go piss
as he walks in, he sees a kid standing there. The kid looks up and asks, "Mister, are you a sailor?" The sailor says that he is and asks the kid if he wants to wear his hat. The kids nods his head and puts it on. A minute later, a Marine walks in and goes over to the urinal. The kid looks up and asks, "Mister, are you a Marine?" The Marine says, "Yea, why? You wanna hold my dick or something?" The kid says, "Oh no, I'm not a sailor, I'm just wearing his hat."

Sailor finishes peeing and heads for the door. Marine says, "In the Marines, they teach us to wash our hands after we piss." Sailor replies, "In the Navy, they teach us not to piss on our hands."