Existential Cat Crisis Thursday 4/6/2017

This is my favorite thread.

 

https://www.mturk.com/mturk/previewandaccept?groupId=3SU8TQ3QV4EO4RD5P8TF9T88HNJIEN

2 minutes, .30

an existential survey for an existential thread

 

Good morning.

 

A survey just asked me when my sexual debut was.

Good mornin'

 

Sounds like a question for Jenna Jameson or something. Not that I know who that is.

 

30mins

Title: Linguistics Experiment Word Game (Nature Walk) | PANDA Requester: Robert Schumacher [ANY09ZZXFVMME] (TO) TO Ratings: ★★★★★ 3.00 Communicativity ★★★★★ 3.60 Generosity ★★★★★ 5.00 Fairness ★★★★★ 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 5 | TOS Flags: 0 Submit a new TO review Description: You will be playing a word game in your browser. In the game, you will learn some sentences in a language. The words may be real words in a language you know, or they may be made-up words. Once you have learned the way the language works, you will have to apply what you have learned to new situations. At the beginning, you may be very unsure how the language works, but you will be able to learn by paying attention. The game should last for about 10 to 30 minutes. Please make sure you have a 1024x768 resolution monitor, Flash 11.9 and that your browser zoom is reset (Ctrl-0 or Command-0). Please be aware that some of our tasks are incompatible with earlier ones. If you have completed a previous task that this one is incompatible with, our database will identify you as ineligible, and you will be prevented from starting the game. We monitor our results to make sure that participants are attentive. If you do not give the task enough attention, you risk being excluded from from future HITs. There are no completion codes required. Your data is saved as soon as you complete the whole task. Time: 60 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $3.00 Qualifications: HIT submission rate (%) is greater than 1;HIT approval rate (%) is greater than 90;Location is US

 

It's 49 degrees here, and my body is confused.

 

A debut is a public coming out, a presentation to the group, to be shown to all society....so just what kind of survey was that? Where there pictures?, film?, videos?, a voice over? I inquiring minds wanta know.... or maybe not....But, Good morning all Turk-a- lot!

 

I just realized that all the tp panels are for turkprime right? Is there a way to register there for that stuff so i dont need to fill out the qualifiers in their surveys anymore?

 

3 minutes

Title: Forming first impressions (~3 to 4 mins) | PANDA Worker: Preview | Accept | Requester Requester: Essex JDM [A2NJON84EAH5MF] (Contact) TO 1: [Pay: 4.64] [Fast: 4.95] [Comm: 4.43] [Fair: 5.00] [Reviews: 63] [ToS: 0] TO 2: Not Available Description: read and rate short descriptions of events Time: 15 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.45 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is greater than 100; relabsol_recent has not been granted; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 95; Location is US;

 

Start off the forum with something lighter next time like with a rape joke. Then slowly ease into the more serious controversial humor about kitty cats. You'll get less backlash this way.

 

It's cold again. Why is it so cold? My knees are unbend-able. Boone, you gardened the other day, didn't you? It's all your fault. You put those little tender plantlets in the cold cruel dirty ground. You shoulda known that if you garden in the spring, it gets cold again. Boone did it. We can blame him. (Although I seem to remember he's already suffering from it) It must be karma....or a drop in temperature....I might just start my afternoon nap early. My morning coffee is putting me to sleep.