Can't Find Good Hits? 1/7

Cheesy gordita crunch w/ extra baha sauce.

 

Good luck with that =-D

 

did we ever have that christmas party?

 

Yeah, JenniLeigh got tore up from the floor up and it turned into amateur hour.

 

well great, no twin love? booooooo

 

tentententen

 

That's good news!

 

2 bean burritos and a crunchwrap supreme...I'm waiting.

 

Finally hit my goal, I'm out.

 

I lol'd.
PLAY THAT FUNKY 10CHAR WHITE BOY! PLAY THAT FUNKY 10CHAR RIGGGHHHTTT! PLAY THAT FUNKY 10CHAR WHITE BOY! Lay down the boogie and play that funky 10char til you die! Til you DIII-EEEE!

 

Someone tell a joke.

I'm dying over here.

 

Rihanna, why are you with Chris Brown again?

Beats me.

 

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.”
The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan’s offer. And one man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. “Is your bet still good?” asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.
The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, “If ya don’t mind me askin’, where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?”

The Irishman replies, “Oh… I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first.” :high5:

 

What do Michael Jackson and Kohl's have in common? They both have little boys pants half off. (It's the only one I have memorized)

 

What did 50 Cent say to his Grandmother who knitted him a sweater?

Gee, you nit?

 

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

 

Good shit, guys!

I feel better! Lol

 

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?



Christopher Walken

 

I guess since no one else is going to do it, I will.

 

Now that, is, quality.