remember that a lot of these were simply reworded from that loftiest of repositories of human knowledge, yahoo answers, where 9 in 10 question-askers deserve a big fat punch in the face.
Some of my favorites to incite uncontrolled rage: My son is gay, does that mean I'm secretly gay as well? Does my wife carry the gay gene? Our baby is very flatulent, how can I get the "air" out of her system without it smelling so bad and the ultimate.... I have three children, and I simply dont like one of them... My husband and I are getting a divorce, is it okay to just... let him have custody? Can I get an option to send these assholes to the troglodytes?
"My son wants a helicopter for Christmas. I dont know where to get one it is very important to him that he gets one because it's the only thing on his list. Do you know where i could get one of them." uMMMMM....OK...
Well here were the gems of that batch. "On our family computer, our son has been listening to extremely violent misogynistic rap music. I feel this music is filling my sons head with violence, bad words, and overall ignorance. Should I step in, or let him continue with this habit?" "My son has access to my husbands amazon account while he is away at college and he has been charging it for things such as rolling paper. We do not approve of this. How should we tell him to stop?" "My daughter is 15 years old and I was going through her kindle and noticed there were a lot of erotic novels downloaded. I don't want her reading this trash. How should I approach her about this issue?"